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If the world ends tomorrow at least we’ll all die caught up on our gorgeous ladies of comedy news. Saddle up for The Roundup.

Joan Rivers shares her beauty secrets. “I will leave my makeup on for 2 to 4 weeks.” [W]

Kristen Schaal, co-author of The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex talks to CNN about, what else, sex. [CNN]

Melissa McCarthy to star—as in the lead—in the next Mumolo-penned comedy. McScore! [Daily Herald]

Goddamn, according to Michelle Collins we won’t be Raptured. How about you? [BWE]

Did you miss Jen Kirkman on Conan? Shhh… no you didn’t. [Team Coco]

Free Agents, starring Al Madrigal, Natasha Leggero, Mo Mandel and Jo Lo Truglio has been picked up by NBC. [Punchline]

“Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child.” -Amy Sedaris. [NY Mag]

Paul Feig, director of Bridesmaids, is “up for the challenge” of a sequel. (Yes!) [Vulture]

“It’s total freedom and liberating. I’m not holding anything back.” -Wanda Sykes on performing after publicly coming out in ’06 [Daily Breeze]

The topic of Katie Couric leaving the CBS Evening News inspires a Whoopi song & dance. [HuffPo]

A quick interview with Kathy Griffin on the Drop Dead Diva set. [AJC]

Betty White talks turn-ons and her new book, If You Ask Me (And Of Course You Won’t). [Access Hollywood]

Heather Lawless to co-star alongside Patton Oswalt in The Heart, She Holler on Adult Swim. [Punchline]

Tig Notaro talks about her new CD. [AV Club]