“Fuck, I’m crushed!!” Ah, helping a friend move… the agony, the joy (wait, what are the joyful parts again?), the awkward goodbye– this episode’s opening scene captures it perfectly. Marnie is moving out of the apartment she shares with Hannah, and into Shoshanna’s place – temporarily that is. Shoshanna hasn’t...

When it appeared on the screen, I was convinced the name “Tally Schifrin” was a secret code – an anagram for something important Girls was trying to tell me: Elvis lives? I buried Paul? Eye cream really is a scam?? Turns out Tally is just a former writing colleague of...

Condoms, peanut butter, idyllic images of Adam’s childhood being projected on a ceiling – what’s wrong with this picture? Adam and Hannah are having the kind of cutesy-loving moment experienced by any normal couple in the first blush of infatuation…it’s freaking me out! Where has all the freakiness gone? Meanwhile...

The episode opens on a shot of Jessa, Hannah, and Marnie on their way to a warehouse party in Bushwick. Jessa is almost carrying off a feathery get-up that’s half dying swan, half Tina Turner in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. She gets a text from a random number, but instead...

Oh look, Hannah is taking out the garbage. Oops, no she’s traveling! With her clothes wrapped in plastic like a bag lady. She’s heading home to Michigan to see her parents, Loreen and Tad, on their anniversary weekend. We learn that Hannah hasn’t yet told them that she lost her...

We all remember Charlie and Ray’s dick move from the last episode, right? Good. So we’re caught up. What follows is straight out of Harriet the Spy, as Charlie and Marnie sit Hannah down and force her to read her journal entries out loud. Charlie expresses his anger by turning...